RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

we need more unpleasant female characters. not even evil necessarily. jerkwads and basketcases and people who just suck to be around. I want to read about women who I would never want to share a blunt with in a billion years

women with big muscles in my honest opinion

I need to be called pretty atleast once a day now or else i will die according to my doctor

reblog to tell op and the person you reblogged from that they're pretty

the concept of growing into love is so much more intriguing than falling in love. it’s like, on all our good days and bad days, I will choose to love you, I will learn with you, I will live my life with you and we will grow into and with each other through the passage of time

who's packing me lunch

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this